Welcome to our weekly dose of UNinspirational Text Messages!

You know those motivational messages that are supposed to pump you up and inspire you to greatness? Well, we're the exact opposite of that

We're here to bring you down a peg, make you laugh, and remind you that life is just one long, uphill battle.

So, buckle up and prepare for some weekly doses of ridiculousness because we're about to hit you with some of the most uninspiring, lackluster, and downright silly messages you've ever received.

So, if you're ready to embrace the mediocrity of life and laugh at all its absurdities, stick with us! We promise to deliver weekly doses of hilariously uninspiring content that will make you question your own existence.

P.S. If you have thin skin or can't take a joke. Don't sign up.

Here are a few examples to give you a taste of what's to come:

Judging by the old saying, “What you don’t know can’t hurt you, ”he’s practically invulnerable

People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long staying

That was a nice speech you gave, but…we’re not recording your ridiculous little opinion

I don’t have an attitude problem, but…you might have a perception problem

I know many have told you how sharp you are, but…that’s only because your head is pointed

You’re not a complete idiot, but only because you seem to missing a few parts…..

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant